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مامان من نمی خوام برم مدرسه! (طنز)

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تاریخ:شنبه 28 مرداد 1391-05:08 ب.ظ

نمایش اندازه واقعی

مادر: پسرم بلند شو. وقت رفتن به مدرسه است.

پسر: اما چرا مامان؟ من نمی خوام برم مدرسه.

مادر: دو دلیل به من بگو که نمی خوای بری مدرسه.

پسر: یک که همه بچه ها از من بدشون می یاد. دو همه معلم ها از من بدشون می یاد.

مادر: اُه خدای من! این که دلیل نمی شه. زود باش تو باید بری به مدرسه.

پسر: مامان دو دلیل برام بیار که من باید برم مدرسه؟
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مادر: یک تو الآن پنجاه و دو سالته. دوم اینکه تو مدیر مدرسه هستی!!




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