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بخون و بخند

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تاریخ:شنبه 28 مرداد 1391-04:10 ب.ظ

یارو میره كله پاچه فروشی، کله پز بهش میگه: قربون چشم بگذارم؟
یارو میگه: نه آقا! حداقل صبر كن من برم قایم شم!!


طرف كفترشو گم میكنه ، تو روزنامه آگهی میده: بیوه بیوه!!
طرف با كُت و زیر شلواری تو خونشون نشسته بوده
. ازش می‌پرسند: واسه چی تو خونه كت پوشیدی؟ میگه: آخه شاید مهمون بیاد! میپرسن: پس چرا دیگه زیر شلواری پوشیدی؟! میگه: خوب شاید هم نیاد!!!
هالو میخواسته خودكشی كنه یه تیر به مغز خودش شلیك میكنه، نیم ساعت بعد میمیره
! از همه دنیا دانشمندا جمع می‌شن كه ببینید قضیه این چی بوده، ‌بعد از دوسال تحقیق می‌فهمند كه تیره تو این مدت داشته دنبال مغز یارو میگشته!!!
هالو میخواسته بره بهشت زهرا، ‌گل گیرش نمیاد كمپوت می‌بره
!!!
به یارو میگن اگه همه دنیا رو بهت بدن چی كار میكنی؟‌ میگه
: میفروشم میرم خارج!!!



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جمعه 3 شهریور 1391 10:10 ب.ظ
سلام
ممنون که سر زدی بهم
مطالب زیبای و خنده داری داری
آدمو میخندونه خیلی جالبه
من دوس دارم بلینکمت آخه خیلی قشنگ مینویسی
تازه من یکی دو تا پی دی اف خنده و از این چیزا دارم خواستی بگو تا برات میلش کنم
منو با اسم چکاوک بلینک
منتظرم تا بگی با چه اسمی بلینکمت
زود بیا پیشم
mahdi
جمعه 3 شهریور 1391 12:39 ق.ظ
mamnon az in ke sar zadin babat takhir ham mazerat
حسین
سه شنبه 31 مرداد 1391 09:04 ب.ظ
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سه شنبه 31 مرداد 1391 05:59 ب.ظ
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