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نویسنده :زهرا
تاریخ:شنبه 28 مرداد 1391-05:10 ب.ظ

یارو میره كله پاچه فروشی، کله پز بهش میگه: قربون چشم بگذارم؟
یارو میگه: نه آقا! حداقل صبر كن من برم قایم شم!!


طرف كفترشو گم میكنه ، تو روزنامه آگهی میده: بیوه بیوه!!
طرف با كُت و زیر شلواری تو خونشون نشسته بوده
. ازش می‌پرسند: واسه چی تو خونه كت پوشیدی؟ میگه: آخه شاید مهمون بیاد! میپرسن: پس چرا دیگه زیر شلواری پوشیدی؟! میگه: خوب شاید هم نیاد!!!
هالو میخواسته خودكشی كنه یه تیر به مغز خودش شلیك میكنه، نیم ساعت بعد میمیره
! از همه دنیا دانشمندا جمع می‌شن كه ببینید قضیه این چی بوده، ‌بعد از دوسال تحقیق می‌فهمند كه تیره تو این مدت داشته دنبال مغز یارو میگشته!!!
هالو میخواسته بره بهشت زهرا، ‌گل گیرش نمیاد كمپوت می‌بره
!!!
به یارو میگن اگه همه دنیا رو بهت بدن چی كار میكنی؟‌ میگه
: میفروشم میرم خارج!!!



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